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“By night one way, by day another, This shall be the norm, Until you find true love’s first kiss, Then take love’s true form.”ĥ1. “What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.”Ĥ9. Here are a few Fiona quotes from Shrek that will make you nostalgic and hope for a romance this beautiful.Ĥ7.”And my groom-to-be Lord Farquaad, what’s he like?”Ĥ8. But when she finds Shrek and they finally get married, she understands that she’s beautiful no matter what body she has. The beautiful princess turns into an ogre after sunset every evening because of a curse. She’s a princess that Shrek saves from the tower and she’s grateful for that. Princess Fiona is the main lady in the movie. “So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?”ģ8. Shrek: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her.ĭonkey: I was talkin’ about the dragon, Shrek.”ģ7. “Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin’ pain in the neck, anyway? Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.ģ6. “Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs.ĭonkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin’ for the Princess. “See? There you are doing it again, just like you did to Fiona. “You’re so wrapped up in layers onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.”ģ3. Doesn’t that bother you?ĭonkey: Really, really. I hate it when you’ve got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won’t leave, and then there’s that big awkward silence.”ģ0.
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I forgive you… For stabbing me in the back!”Ģ8. “Shrek: Oh yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?ĭonkey: Because that’s what friends do! They forgive each other! Shrek: No, it’s one of those ‘drop it and leave it alone’ things.”Ģ6. “Donkey: Oh, this is one of those onion things, isn’t it? Here are a few Donkey and Shrek quotes that will make you happy.Ģ5. Their camaraderie and friendship put a smile on our faces. They go on adventures together, they fight and they reconcile. But what we love most is the brotherly friendship in them that blooms from a very reluctant acquaintance from Shrek’s end and an enthusiastic friendship from Donkey’s. We love Shrek with all his antics and we love Donkey with all his quirks. “Lord Farquaad: What’s that? It’s hideous. Lord Farquaad: She’s married to the Muffin man.”Ģ4. “Gingerbread Man: She’s married to the Muffin man. “Wow, that was really scary and if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath will certainly get the job done, ’cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something ’cause your breath stinks!”Ģ3. I’ve got a dragon and I’m not afraid to use it.”Ģ2. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!”Ģ1.
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“Really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?”Ģ0. You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak… Well, maybe you do, but that’s why we gotta stick together. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, ’cause that’s one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?”ġ6. “Before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. You can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Man.ġ4. “Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. “A girl dragon… Oh, sure, I mean of course you’re a girl dragon! You’re just reeking of feminine beauty and… hey, what’s the matter with you, you got somethin’ in your eye?”ġ3.
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Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!”ġ1.
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“Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad’ll give you back your swamp, which you only don’t have ‘cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?”ġ0. “Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”Ĩ. “He hooffed unt he poooffed unt he… signed an eviction notice.”ħ. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles.”Ħ. “You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.”ĥ. “Hey! I’m no one’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy.”Ĥ. “Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?”Ģ.